Why are there Teddy Bears Dressed as Other Animals? It’s creepy and perverted. Isn’t it enough to be a stuffed bear, for chrissake?!?? Does it have to be a bear and a frog at the same time? I’d like to have witnessed the unfortunate copulation that resulted in such a freakish toy.
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Bears of the Apocalypse
Ever since I revealed my sick fascination with Teddy Bears Dressed as Other Animals, my devout fans have searched the world for evidence of this decline of mankind, and filled my inbox with their photographic evidence. Here is some of the proof I have received:
From DaMasta's cell phone camera:
From DaMasta's cell phone camera:
bear as heart
Monkeys as ballerinas; a subset of TBDOA.
While not a sign of the Apocalypse per se, it is perhaps a sign
of something milder, such as
gastrointestinal angst to come.
Bears dressed in cute outfits holding cute animals.
That is just wrong!
And from
Bear as teacher.
As if we would allow the sinister
brainwashing that would ensue!
Thank you both for your vigilance. Let's all keep our eyes open; the signs are there, you just have to look for them.
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