Why are there Teddy Bears Dressed as Other Animals? It’s creepy and perverted. Isn’t it enough to be a stuffed bear, for chrissake?!?? Does it have to be a bear and a frog at the same time? I’d like to have witnessed the unfortunate copulation that resulted in such a freakish toy.
Bad things are happening at Goodwill.
Bears in the Navy...
Dismembered doll parts ... IN BAGS!
Angels without thumbs ...
Gigantic cookies ...
and, horror of horrors:Rabbits with rabbits for feet.
Remember LAMBS FOR HANDS?!?!?!?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
I'm humid with fear.
Jamwall and I spotted these beauties at a little place called Hell and Beyond. I think they moisten you ... while taunting your soul and making you feel like you are being consumed from the inside by nibbling worms!!!!
Tell the Others!!!
I made up these business cards to hang all over the Twin Cities. To spread the word ... before it is too late.
If you are here as a result of one of these cards, please provide photographic evidence of yourself holding/pointing to the card and I will send you a fabulous prize*!!!
*crap from my house, probably old and maybe a little dusty.
3 heavenly pussies
Jamwall has sent me the opportunity to start my very own collection of pussy angels! I can't believe how adorable they are. One almost don't feel damned when one looks into their sweet little eyes.
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Order now while supplies last!
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