Why are there Teddy Bears Dressed as Other Animals? It’s creepy and perverted. Isn’t it enough to be a stuffed bear, for chrissake?!?? Does it have to be a bear and a frog at the same time? I’d like to have witnessed the unfortunate copulation that resulted in such a freakish toy.
Why are you so blue, little bear?
Because I'm a freak, and maybe Santa doesn't like freaks.
1 comment:
snif snif....because I look like a bottle of Milk of Magnesia..
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