Teddy Bears as Accessories!

Bleah.

I have hit the jackpot.

LEBEAR

Bee kind to animals.

Umm, did you not get my memo?



My brother-in-law's family gave my nephew this present:

AEIB (Animals Embedded in Blankets) is one of the most horrific forms of TBDOA-like phenomena. We have seen it before, in simian form. Will the horrors never cease!?

TBDOA develop opposable thumbs and prehensile tails.

I know someone who would be outraged at this.

Stop it, Dad.

No thanks.

This is not TBDOA. It just scared me.

I should start a blog called SSCOOD (Stuffed Spiders Coming Out Of Drainpipes)