Sometimes I look for interesting photos on Google; the other day I Googled "marionette", since I struck gold when I Googled "puppet" a while back. Which is its voice? Here is just a fraction of the horror that I encountered in this latest search (click to enlarge):

Oh, and lookit:

I Will Boil Your Bunny!!!

Glenn Close got nothin' on TBDOA.

TBDOA isn't going to be ignored, Dan!
The Teddy Bear Launcher

In lieu of rice, you can now "throw" the minions of Satan at the bride on her wedding day. I can't think of a better way to start of a life of matrimony.

The Phallus and TBDOA

The subtle:

The not-so-subtle:

I Weep for Man.

While not a teddy bear, I think we can all agree that this sort of humiliation far exceeds the suffering of some of our bears. What is happening to us?!?

* Teddy Bears Dressed as Other Animals (my favorite thing in the world!!!)

TBDOA-like phenomena:
their own class of horror


Please, I am begging you to kill me.

I can't stand it!

Really, is there anything more insulting?


Hmmm, this one doesn't bother me as much, for some reason.

From Madge ...


Teddy Bears Stuffed into Odd Places