TBDOA

Monday, November 09, 2009

Hooked on TBDOA

seriously?!?!?!?!

Labels: hooks, tbdoa-like phenomena, wtf?

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

TBDOA go weightless!!!

Labels: bears as food, candies, m, weightlessness

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Ride, Teddy. Ride.

Labels: bears don't wear leather, motorcycles

Sunday, August 02, 2009

Pyramid of Doom

Labels: cheerleading, pyramid, triangles, why pink?

Robin Hood and ... OH GOD WHAT IS IT?!?!?

Labels: Dolls, dolls from hell, robin hood, tbdoa-like phenomena

Saturday, August 01, 2009

Honeymoon Jackpot #2: Teddy Bears Holding Other Animals

In addition to dressing up, I have noticed, many teddy bears are displayed holding some other animals. To wit:

TBH penguin

TBH seal

TBH unicorn

TBH bear

TBH owl

Labels: bears holding bears, bears holding objects, bears holding other animals

Honeymoon Jackpot #1: TBDOA and TBDOT (Teddy Bears Dressed as Other Things)

Jamwall & I were honeymooning in the Catskills when we discovered this little country store goldmine. Check it out!:

TBD as Candy

TBD as snowflake

TBD as Halloween cat

TBD as Halloween bat

Labels: bats, candy tbdoa, cats, halloween, snow bunnies, snowflakes

Bears as food, revisited.

Labels: bears as food, foods, gooseberries, pineapples, squash, strawberries

Friday, July 31, 2009

Bear. Duckie. Homemade. Strike three!

Labels: arts and crafts, crafts, ducks, homemade shit

I don't know what it is, but I don't like it.

Labels: bears are not pink, blue bears, why pink?

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Oh, Walt....if you could only see this.

Labels: disney, Dolls, mice, mickey mouse, minnie mouse, mouse, tbdoa-like phenomena

TBDOA rears its ugly head... where? Oh yes, my children... on that most sacred ground. The runway.

Labels: coats, dresses, fashion, mama won't wear this, tbdoa-like phenomena

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Again with the bees. Again with the honey. WTF with the bees and the honey?!?!?

Labels: animals riding other animals, bees, honey, mice riding bees

Winnie the OH GOD PLEASE HELP ME

Labels: and tigger too, BDDASS (Baby Dolls Dressed as Animals of Some Sort), dolls from hell, winnie the pooh

We get 'em while they're young, see ... We get them, and we dress them up in little outfits ... we make the bears talk to them, til it's all they know

Labels: babies, brainwashing

Et tu, Björk?!?!? Et TU?!?!?!?

Labels: bears with human faces, Björk, et tu, iceland, people scare me

No, Papa. Noooooooooooo!!!!!

Labels: art, beards, bears holding bears, Big gay bears, body thatch, fidel castro, gay bears, hairy belly mama likey, homoerotic imagery, how to turn your son gay

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Et tu, Gepetto?!?!? Et TU?!?!?!?

Labels: et tu, fairy tales, gepetto, pinocchio

Thursday, July 23, 2009

open your mouth for the dentist, sweetie pie ... what's wrong, honey???

Labels: dentist, tbdoa-like phenomena, teeth

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

My Baby is Being Consumed by a Deep Sea Creature!

or

Super Gigantic WTF of TBDOA-Like Phenomena: Fish & Such

Labels: babies, fish, ocean, octopus, tbdoa-like phenomena

Does "Teddy Bears and MORE Disguised as Insects" sounds like customer-drawing text to you?!?!?!?

me neither.

See the horror show here.

Labels: cupid, frogs, ladybugs, valentine's day

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

The Motherlode

Visit Bad Taste Bears to discover goodies such as this:

Labels: africa, bad taste, bears don't wear leather, dominatrix, horrors, Jesus, masochism, portals to hell, slasher movies

Et tu, Michael Jackson? Et TU?!?!?!?!?!

read about the Thriller Bear

Labels: albinism, celebrities, michael jackson, thriller, where is your nose?

Monday, July 06, 2009

Back to Basics

Let's take a few moments to remind ourselves of the horrors that started this blog in the first place:

Labels: bees, bunnies, celebrities, elvis, got tbdoa?, ladybugs

no caption needed

Labels: celebrities, joan collins

now that was some party.

Labels: household items, lamps, tbdoa-like phenomena

Bear + Box

= bad feeling in my tummy.

Labels: boxes, David Blaine, Houdini, tbdoa-like phenomena

Again with the bunnies. WTF with all the bunnies all the time?!?!!?

Labels: babies, bunnies, rabbits

Monday, June 29, 2009

It's bathing suit season ...

... and some Teddy bears (and TBDOA-like critters) don't need much more incentive than that. Hope they got their bodies bikini-ready!

Labels: bathing suit, beach, bikini, summer, tbdoa-like phenomena

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Alert Reader Spots TDBOA

Shirlsd spooted this scary item at work.

She says:

a coworker shared this (attached). Left at his keyboard in his cube ... Mystery gift giver. Turns out - it was a reject toy for the "kids day" we had at work yesterday. (Thought to be too creepy for the kids.)

That shit ain't right!!!

Labels: BDDASS (Baby Dolls Dressed as Animals of Some Sort), bunnies, Dolls, dolls from hell, rabbits, readers, tbdoa-like phenomena

Sunday, June 07, 2009

just don't make it angry.

Labels: babies, korea, monkey, monkeys bite and throw their poo, the children suffer

Sunday, May 24, 2009

I asked Jamwall for a random word ...

then I googled it, paired with the words "teddy bear".

He said "sea horse."

After a few more unsuccessful words, we hit the jackpot with "Neighbor Bob":

Labels: jamwall, mermaids, mermen, ocean, sea creatures, sea horse

Hello, Satan?

Labels: japan, technology, telephone

Mandelbrot horror .... bottomless. Endessly reiterating. Diabolical. Mathematical. Fuzzy.

Labels: fractals, geekdom, mandelbrot, mathematics

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Pooh Mix-a-Lot

I like Pooh bears and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
And when a bear walks in with an itty bitty shirt
And a honeypot in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you noticed that bear was stuffed ...

Labels: rappers, winnie the pooh

Monday, May 11, 2009

What does a bad idea look like?

Oh.

More FAIL

Labels: fail, kleenex dispenser, pigs, tbdoa-like phenomena

Friday, May 01, 2009

Nuknuk, go fetch my club.

DaMasta sent me this horror ... it is a seal, disguised as a bumblebee:

Labels: bees, japan, seals, tbdoa-like phenomena

Saturday, April 25, 2009

There are so many things wrong here.

The Teddy Bear dressed as Snow White. That she's holding one of the 7 Dwarves. What else can you spot?

Labels: disney, Snow White

1... 2.... 3.... scream

that's the sorcerer's apprentice.

that's a TB Dressed as Piglet.

that's a TB Dressed as Tigger.

Oh, me ... that's a TB Dressed as Eeyore.

that's Pooh, transporting another bear ... probably back to hell.

??????

Find these and other horrors at 123

Labels: bears holding bears, tbdoa-like phenomena, winnie the pooh

Spring has apparently arrived, holy crap.

Labels: adults who may be mentally ill, flowers, seeds, why have you not killed me when I have begged so many times, why I can't sleep

Wednesday, April 08, 2009

How many WeightWatchers points is one dollop of Atrocity?

Labels: cake from hell, let them eat cake, tbdoa-like phenomena, weight watchers, wtf more cake?

Eine kleine horror show:

Labels: classical music, mozart

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Bad things are happening at Waterbury Mall.

Labels: dolls from hell, peanuts, snoopy, tbdoa-like phenomena, The Mall

Friday, March 13, 2009

Erin Go TBDOA!

The countdown
to this
most outrageous
TBDOA-day
has begun.

Monday, February 09, 2009

I do believe in TBDOA ... I do believe in TBDOA...

Labels: characters, costumes, cowardly lion, dorothy, scarecrow, tin man, wicked witch, wizard of oz

Friday, February 06, 2009

TBDKL

Read about KL bear here.

Labels: bearchic, couture, fashion, Karl Lagerfeld, manchic, tbdoa-like phenomena

Oh, Verne. Come on, baby. Pull your shit together.

Labels: actors, celebrities, sadness, tbdoa-like phenomena, Verne Troyer

TBBOA PRADA

Labels: prada

Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Jamwall made me do it.

He asked me to Google colostomy bag teddy bear because, he said (with a laugh), "as if there would be such a thing!"

[Related Topic]: Suck on this, kid!!

Labels: colostomy bag, jamwall

Tuesday, February 03, 2009

A little musical interlude.

Labels: you tube

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Woo woo!

Labels: Bears in costume for chrissake, slutty bear, some tbdoa are sexy and that makes me feel dirty

Eek!

Labels: scared, tbdoa-like phenomena

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

speechless.

Labels: AEIB (Animals Embedded in Blankets), art, art?, tbdoa-like phenomena

Why, Frida? C'mon, girl.

oh yeah ... and: *

Labels: arts and crafts, felt, frida kahlo, tbdoa-like phenomena

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Obama Bear

this is not OK!!!

p.s. Also ... Joe Biden!!!

Labels: biden, election, obama

too many things wrong.

Labels: drugs, mary jane, penis, stoner