Why are there Teddy Bears Dressed as Other Animals? It’s creepy and perverted. Isn’t it enough to be a stuffed bear, for chrissake?!?? Does it have to be a bear and a frog at the same time? I’d like to have witnessed the unfortunate copulation that resulted in such a freakish toy.
I like Pooh bears and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny And when a bear walks in with an itty bitty shirt And a honeypot in your face You get sprung Wanna pull up tough Cuz you noticed that bear was stuffed ...