It Begins

I don’t understand stuffed animals dressed as other animals. It’s creepy and perverted. Today at Starbucks (yes, I support this behemoth, so what?) I saw a whole basket of bears wearing frog costumes. I’ve also come across bears dressed up as bumblebees, ladybugs, ducks, and rabbits. Don't even get me started on bear vegetables, or we'll be here all night. What is that all about? Isn’t it enough just to carry a stuffed bear?!? Isn’t it enough to be a stuffed bear, for chrissake?!?? Does it have to be a bear and a frog at the same time? I’d like to have witnessed the unfortunate copulation that resulted in such a freakish toy.

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