Why are there Teddy Bears Dressed as Other Animals? It’s creepy and perverted. Isn’t it enough to be a stuffed bear, for chrissake?!?? Does it have to be a bear and a frog at the same time? I’d like to have witnessed the unfortunate copulation that resulted in such a freakish toy.
The Teddy Bear Launcher
In lieu of rice, you can now "throw" the minions of Satan at the bride on her wedding day. I can't think of a better way to start of a life of matrimony.