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Why are there Teddy Bears Dressed as Other Animals? It’s creepy and perverted. Isn’t it enough to be a stuffed bear, for chrissake?!?? Does it have to be a bear and a frog at the same time? I’d like to have witnessed the unfortunate copulation that resulted in such a freakish toy.

Caked in Fear, Part 2





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2 comments:

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Don't eat the Bear!!!!!!!!!!!

6:39 AM
DaMasta said...

why?!?!? i don't... why.

*sobs*

8:22 AM

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