Why are there Teddy Bears Dressed as Other Animals? It’s creepy and perverted. Isn’t it enough to be a stuffed bear, for chrissake?!?? Does it have to be a bear and a frog at the same time? I’d like to have witnessed the unfortunate copulation that resulted in such a freakish toy.
The ducky totally makes this picture.
Otherwise, it's just a bear.And that's OK.
Finally, a bear being a bear.
But what's with the ducky?
Again with the frogs. WTF is up with all the frogs?!?!?! [Part 2]
OK, this last one is not a frog,
but I thought you needed to see.
Again with the frogs. WTF is up with all the frogs?!?!?!
I'm going to start a separarte blog just for babies and animals dressed as frogs. It is OUT OF CONTROL!!!
STOP THE PRESS.
Egad!
Word needs to get out to the people, today. Yes, people. Gather near ... for I have discovered THE DOOR TO HELL. This is the source of all bears dressed as bees, which as you may know is one of the Four Original TBDOA Hellions (along with ladybugs, frogs [oh wait, that's a frog derssed as a bear --- my bad], and candy corn).
Here is the doorway:
Open carefully, for ye may never return.
Rockin' out to TBDOA
This is an mp3 player with speakers coming out of its brain, disguised as a bear/pig/giraffe. It is yucky. Guess where we found it? You got it. Our favorite TBDOA portal to Hell.
Which came first ... ?
Happy birthday, enabler.
My friend K, whose birthday is today, has this TBDOA-like freak-toy on her teacher cart. It's a bear-slash-possibly-a-monkey, dressed in Red Sox gear. Oh my darling K, this is so not right. Why must you succumb to TBDOA? Et tu, K? Et tu?!?!?!?!
Back to basics
I've been showing lots of TBDOA-related depravity, so I figured it's time to remind you all what this blog is really about:
Ladybug
Mummy
Bee
Elf
Need I say more? Freaky, huh.
Quick purse -- just hook a strap onto anything, then store stuff in its guts.
This is a widely-occurring TBDOA-like phenomenon. Check out the "purses" tag below for more!
The Tumbling Urn of Innards
At Build-a-Freak, they have this giant urn of bear innards that just tumbles around and around, waiting to get stuffed into the next unsuspecting carcass. It's sick!!!
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