Why are there Teddy Bears Dressed as Other Animals? It’s creepy and perverted. Isn’t it enough to be a stuffed bear, for chrissake?!?? Does it have to be a bear and a frog at the same time? I’d like to have witnessed the unfortunate copulation that resulted in such a freakish toy.
STOP THE PRESS.
Word needs to get out to the people, today. Yes, people. Gather near ... for I have discovered THE DOOR TO HELL. This is the source of all bears dressed as bees, which as you may know is one of the Four Original TBDOA Hellions (along with ladybugs, frogs[oh wait, that's a frog derssed as a bear --- my bad], and candy corn).