I don't have any womb in my life for this bullshit.

A teddy near made out of my own placenta. This is by designer Alex Green. It is described as "feeling like some sort of strange leather."  YA THINK???

If I were faced with a decision, I would rank the POSSIBLE FATES OF MY PLACENTA as follows:

1. Medical waste.
2. Bury it, bury it deep.
3. Bury it but plant a tree to feed off my life force.
4. Placenta teddy bear.
5. Eating it.

Read an ABC News article about this delight here.