I don't have any womb in my life for this bullshit.


A teddy near made out of my own placenta. This is by designer Alex Green. It is described as "feeling like some sort of strange leather."  YA THINK???

If I were faced with a decision, I would rank the POSSIBLE FATES OF MY PLACENTA as follows:
  1. Medical waste.
  2. Bury it, bury it deep.
  3. Bury it but plant a tree to feed off my life force.
  4. Placenta teddy bear.
  5. Eating it.
Read an ABC News article about this delight here.

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