The Teddy Bear Launcher
In lieu of rice, you can now "throw" the minions of Satan at the bride on her wedding day. I can't think of a better way to start of a life of matrimony.
Why are there Teddy Bears Dressed as Other Animals? It’s creepy and perverted. Isn’t it enough to be a stuffed bear, for chrissake?!?? Does it have to be a bear and a frog at the same time? I’d like to have witnessed the unfortunate copulation that resulted in such a freakish toy.
6 comments:
awesome.
They should shoot condoms out at weddings. Much more needed than bears.
Can you imagine if one of those things caught the bride in the eye?
Hell of a way to wreck $50 worth of artfully applied make-up, I tell ya.
Good grief. This may replace tasers.
Does he come with it?
the teddy bear cops broke through my door looking for fozzy bear who hightailed it out of the country. good thing because the teddy bear cops were armed with teddy bear launchers..
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