Here is just a small sampling of the evil minions who stand watch at the gates to the underworld. Visit the site and see. If you love bears dressed as other animals, you will have died and gone to ... still hell.
bear as tortoise
an insult to this noble, ancient beast
bear as toucan
an insult to rainforest beauty
bear as peacock
an insult to show-offs everywhere
bear as ostrich
an insult to bears
bear as orca
an insult to this most intelligent species, and also to Willy
bear as cat
bear as butterfly
not even insects are spared.
bear as our national symbol
this is an outrage!
bear as random fowl, maybe a turkey
look at that ridiculous beak
bear as beaver
an insult to all things pelted.
Words cannot express the horror that I feel at this moment.