Why are there Teddy Bears Dressed as Other Animals? It’s creepy and perverted. Isn’t it enough to be a stuffed bear, for chrissake?!?? Does it have to be a bear and a frog at the same time? I’d like to have witnessed the unfortunate copulation that resulted in such a freakish toy.
A Whole New Breed of Evil
Alert reader and TBDOA*-spotter Willie has sent me the following image. You may wish to filter it through a piece of wax paper, so as to protect your eyes from certain destruction.
I'll wait while you fetch it.
All right then.
Here we go, my love.
This will not be easy.
Hold my hand.
What the crazy f***?!?!?!?!?!?
Now they come in rigid plastic?!?!?!?!?
Next you'll tell me that babies can wear them as costumes.